Florida whore. Florida's own type of ho, usually in a shit box Altima with peeling window tint, car seat in the back, sticker in the rear window that says something about being a "Queen", giant D&G Kardashian sunglasses, ranging in size anywhere from a Sherman tank to skinny but not toned, some type of neck tattoo with the date their brother died from a heroin overdose. Generally these people are able to recognize even from afar as their scent of Victoria's Secret cotton candy body spray mingled with Febreeze is pungent up to a 500 ft radius. Cleavage wrinkles on a 25 year old Flo-ho are not uncommon. Rarely seen at a social gathering without a hard seltzer in hand.
by Tuggernauts March 20, 2022
When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.
by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020
by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020