Timiest

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Person who cares about time too much

what do you do for a living?
uhhh im a timiest

Timiest by HAHAHAHAHHAHAH PRIME July 21, 2020

Words you can keep

TimeStamp

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Related Words

Timiest • Timeist • TimeStamp • timbest • Timest • Timestamped • timester • Timestopper Shit • Timfest • timist

Timestopper Shit

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

timist

racist, but for people from other times instead of people of other races.

Stop being timist stan.

timist by Rick James May 14, 2004

timbest

When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.

Dude, I totally timbested last night.

timbest by TimBest February 1, 2009

Timfest

1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.

1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please

Timfest by Sahm Yung BABY!! December 1, 2004

Timestamped

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend

Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

Timestamped by The Professional Timestamper March 6, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026