Timiest 

Person who cares about time too much

what do you do for a living?
uhhh im a timiest

Timiest by HAHAHAHAHHAHAH PRIME July 21, 2020

TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.

OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!

TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.

Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!

Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

timist

racist, but for people from other times instead of people of other races.

Stop being timist stan.

timist by Rick James May 14, 2004

timbest 

When you're so drunk that you crash into a car on the highway, then keep driving and crash into another car, keep driving, park in someone's driveway and start running away from the cops only to get caught.

Dude, I totally timbested last night.

timbest by TimBest February 1, 2009

Timfest 

1. The first day back to school after Thanksgiving break is day one of Timfest. It is nine days long. The first Friday after Thanksgiving break is Timday. Anyone who disses Tim during these nine days will be hunted down, and killed.

2. Festival honoring Tim's exodus from his mother's wound into the outside world.

1. "Timfest '04 baby!!!"
2. "Tomorrow is Timday. I can't wait to let Tim fuck my ass."
3. "Hi Tim! Since it's Timfest, you can have all my money. I'll also let u rape me if you please

Timfest by Sahm Yung BABY!! December 1, 2004

Timestamped 

A period of time when the truth is told by a friend

Mike told Kenny his girlfriend is a bitch at about 12 o'clock midnight.

Wow, he Timestamped his ass!

Timestamped by The Professional Timestamper March 6, 2009