A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston March 23, 2012
Get the tard hag mug.Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."
"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
by This machine kills fascists December 22, 2022
Get the Reddit-tard mug.After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded
by PrincessHeather April 9, 2023
Get the Fuck-tarded mug.Conjunction word for "Fucking retard". Often used when you're pissed off at someone for being a stupid piece of shit. A fun little way to remind your friends that they are pieces of shit but it's ok because they're retarded.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
by no >:( November 12, 2020
Get the Fuck-Tard mug.A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021
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