sploosh

When you've consumed a lot of liquid and your tummy gurgles.
Must be laughed at when it happens.

Greg: Don't fill up on so much water, Krissy!
Krissy: Whatever.
*sploosh*
Greg: Hahaha!

by I unno April 25, 2008

sploosh

Droplets or puddles of urine often found on toilet seats or around public urinals.

Guy 1 (wating for cubicle):"I need to shit so bad!"

Guy 2:"Dude, there's a free cubicle right there."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but there's sploosh all over the seat man."

Guy 2: "Gross!"

by BIGUP WGC January 24, 2011

sloshed

Deprived of sleep to the point that one becomes hyperactive or experiences something like a mild high. When sloshed it is common to find everything way more amusing than it should be.

"Vagina!" *Laughs*
"You know that's not funny, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm sloshed."

by Vimmy August 4, 2007

to slosh

To wiggle or slither the dick around inside of a vagina that is too loose.

The man's dick was sloshing around in the whore's loose vagina.

Mortimer said to his frat brothers, "Man, my dick was sloshing up in that shit."

by Colie May 13, 2005

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to engage in sploshing.

Jennifer: Sploshing that includes sitting on my birthday cake is something I would consider doing on my upcoming b-day.

by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

Splashy

the act of having a small drizzle of piss fall out right after you tuck your penis back in place after you've taken a piss. this happens to the best of us...

oh fuck, not another splashy...

by KnoboDy December 26, 2007

slosh

a tremendous kick.

A woman is only a woman,
but a hefty drive is a slosh.

From P.G. Woodhouse, golfstories.

by Peer Fisser January 17, 2004