Definitions by Vimmy

Abuelolita 

A latina raised old timer in her age of 48 and up who is also a lolita due to the Japanese side of her family.

Oh, that’s amazing! My Abuelolita knows all about Latin/Asian culture same as yours!

Abuelolita by Vimmy December 5, 2018

cannoli 

A wankster or wigger. White on the outside, whiter on the inside.

A good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an Uh-Oh Oreo (White on the outside, black on the inside).

That freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister J-Dawg and wishes he could be 50 Cent.

cannoli by Vimmy January 5, 2009

titty salad 

When you use a pair of breasts to achieve ejaculation and then consume the ejaculate from inside the cleavage.

Frank gave Bob a titty salad on Bob's enormous man titties.

titty salad by Vimmy March 10, 2008

meta

Self-aware or referring to oneself, usually results in a mindfuck and the consequential explosion of one's head region.

Heterosexual: I have something to tell you... I'm gay.
Person 2: But you're name is "Heterosexual"
Heterosexual: Since when are you meta?
Person 2: Since when are you meta-meta?
Heterosexual: Since when are you meta-meta-meta?
(Continues until the respective head regions of each party explode)

meta by Vimmy November 19, 2007

sloshed 

Deprived of sleep to the point that one becomes hyperactive or experiences something like a mild high. When sloshed it is common to find everything way more amusing than it should be.

"Vagina!" *Laughs*
"You know that's not funny, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm sloshed."

sloshed by Vimmy August 4, 2007