hot bowl of soup

v. the act of farting in hat, and sticking it under someone's nose like a hot bowl of soup.

"hey what the hell are you doing, oh no not the hot bowl of soup"

by Marco A. May 16, 2006

tomatoe soup

Tomatoe soup or eating tomatoe soup is slang for going down on a female while she is on her period.

"I would go down on you but i dont like tomatoe soup."

by Andrew June 25, 2006

Nigerian Soup

Similar to a BELGIUM BREAKFAST, Nigerian Soup substitutes SpagettiO's for the raw egg and requires a fork for its consumption.

Though partial to the Belgium Breakfast, Harrison will never turn down some Nigerian Soup.

or

Mark has never liked SpagettiO's, but he can't get enough Nigerian Soup.

by Mmmmm... May 18, 2006

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

vegetable soup

the opposite of a fruitcake; a very straight man who shows many heterosexual qualities

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you just see Evan flirting it up with Andrea!? He really has all the moves.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real bowl of vegetable soup.

by theatreninjas October 23, 2010

Josh Shoup

A mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named 'Oqueefe' and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped penis. He calls it Christian Katsanos. He also has a neighbor called 'Fatty Philip' who licks his vagina all day and wishing he had a copy of Halo Reach.

One day a brave adventured name 'Cody the FUCKING AWESOME' came through the forest in search of food' He saw Josh Shoup and immediately shot Josh Shoup. Nearby a creature named 'Poopstain' came from under his hole and jumped on Cody leaving piles of shit everywhere. Cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at Josh Shoups penis A.K.A Christian Katsanos. Cody returned home where his neighbor the village homosexual named 'Dylan' was having sex with Pp2000 all over the floor.

by Skinlesssax July 7, 2011

Anal Soup Kitchen

When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.

Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.

Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.

by DeAnn Guthrie December 19, 2012