facebook poke

when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.

Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.

by marigoldini February 20, 2011

Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.

Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."

by lefty mcgee May 19, 2010

getting out of pocket

When one is acting crazy, can be used for anything from overexcitement to anger issues and so much more

Kira: OHMAHGOD I WON CONCERT TICKETS! *screams so loud your eardrums bleed*

Leah: Dude, cut the shit you're getting out of pocket right now

by Guanacamo13 September 13, 2013

syrian hot pocket

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017

crotch pocket

A crotch pocket is a woman's vagina. The word is useful in talking about a woman's vagina in mixed company without using common words.

I'll bet that bitch has a nice-looking crotch pocket.

by Shakira's Hips October 16, 2006

pocket rockets

A pair of aces in your hand, in a game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.

In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down Matt Damon (A9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

Playing Pocket Pool

when someone puts their hand in a guys pocket and plays with their cock

i put my hand in jonny's pocket and played with his POOL STICK

by DeLiCiOuS January 3, 2004