Single-ply

Cheap. Second-rate.

White-trash, trailor-park quality.

Refers to most anything made and imported from China/Taiwan.
Uncle Kenny is single-ply. He would only let Aunt Darlene buy Strawberry Suave $1 shampoo, and would never eat out unless it was two-for-one, all-you-can-eat, early-bird special.

That bitch was all decked out in some single-ply bling from the Dollar Tree.

That was one single-ply wedding reception with easy-cheese on ritz and a dollar dance to pay for the honeymoon at the Comfort Inn & Suites.
by sctopshelf January 31, 2010
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single ply asshole

The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.
Her: Eat my ass

Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours
by Bigcatliquor October 30, 2018
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Single Ply Toilet Paper

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
by Numberline October 16, 2023
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