cool points

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.

Friend 1: Dude, i dare you to bang mark's sister
Friend 2: OKAY!
**Some time passes**
Friend 2: **Shows Friend 1 Mark's Sister's Pantys**
Friend 1: DUDE!!! U get like 1000 cool points for this
**The friends exchange congradulatory High 5's**

by WWT SKATER September 6, 2008

Point Barrow Pinquin Attack

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.

by KC November 7, 2003

gossip points

derived from the clique books, gossip points are given by the magnitude of your gossip. the bettter the gossip the more the points.

Jen is pregnant, thats at least 300 gossip points.

by JK! September 18, 2008

Four Point Play

The act of completing a piss, dump, puke, and cumshot in a public or non-public location.

Guy 1: Some guy just pulled off a four point play in the bathroom of the airplane.

Guy 2: He definitely just joined the mile high club.

by Commish88 December 20, 2010

2-point conversion

the sexual act of while in doggy-style, the guy pulls out of the vagina and inserts his penis into the girl's asshole, and then ejaculates. It is only considered a 2-point conversion when you surprise them with it.

I brought Jenny back from the bar last night and gave her the 2-point conversion, she was surprised to say the least.

by KeepitFRATTY June 14, 2011

Penguin Point

A point made in argument or conversation which makes no logical sense. Mostly made by persons of diminished mental capacity.

Penguin Points often are made from desperation when trying to beat a superior opponent.

Huna was so desperate to justify her use of 3rd person speech that she made a total Penguin Point which Matt was easily able to rebuff.

by RP2016 December 11, 2012

pity points

Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.

Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.

by gman570 September 17, 2013