Daddy Penguin

The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

Apparently originated from Norwich, England

' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
....

‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’

'It's my "Special move"'

by You Joker May 18, 2012

Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

by Libelllula December 31, 2021

Penelope

Penelope in Greek mythology is a sweet, attractive (almost enchanting) smart and witty girl. She demonstrates perseverance and is mostly known as Ulises' wife. Apart from being a well known historical feature, the name Penelope is just as beautiful and graceful. It is so easy to pronounce, and it's lovely. Penelope is a true gift, and any man who has her should treasure her forever. Penelope is a keeper.

Penelope is a keeper.

Penelope was Ulises' wife

Penelope is a lovely name

by Girly Deffinitions September 21, 2017

Penii

(pee-n-eye)

A group or flock of penis'.

Alan: Damn jonny look at that flock of penis
Jonny: That my friend is a penii

by chelseaaaaaaaaaa December 26, 2014

penguin pussy

when your bopping your woman at the top of stairs, then you punch the bitch in the back of the head and ride her down the stairs like a sled fucking her the whole way

i penguin pussyed the hooker and accidentally killed her.

by the ClAp hurtz February 23, 2011

pretty penny

a sizeable amount of money

That vase would fetch a pretty penny.

by Light Joker November 28, 2004

peniswag

Its etymology is widely disputed but latest research has proven that it was first used by a certain boy in the german town "Rheine" who randomly rearranged the letters on his keyboard during a horrendously boring english lesson and here by accidentally discovered it. It is a fusion of the words "penis" and "swag."

Combined, these words have no meaning but what one might try to convey through the sentence and it's verbal delivery. It can be used as a verb, a noun, an adjective and an adverb.

Dude, that was totally Peniswag!

Here Peniswag takes the meaning of the word gnarly.

His Peniswagging days were over for good.
Here its meaning is generally undefined.

Your Peniswag is totally fucked up.
Here Peniswag could mean anything from chi to karma to health.

by Lockhart of Sharpton November 3, 2013