olivia has a knife

olivia who is some 11 year old is on the internet acting 15 like
omg husse is my bf i had sex with him xoxo

olivia has a knife
lmao i know shes so idiotic

by olivia has a knife March 26, 2020

Give your friend a knife day

Richard has to give his 4 stack a knife

Richard today is Give your friend a knife day

by Daredevil69420 April 29, 2020

charlie henson and caleb knobel

Only the sexiest men on the earth with the best podcast

Charlie Henson and Caleb knobel got the best podcast

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Magazine fed knife

Something every Gen z carried at work.

Extendable knife with disposable blades

Most common weapon under 35 aside from the pellet gun

I used my magazine fed knife last night. I swear I went threw 15 mags I opened 10,000 boxes.

by Cody5050 November 13, 2020

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

Gun-shooting knife

Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.

“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”

by epicguy193 September 10, 2022