Penis Hopper

A cock piercing. Also known as a Prince Albert.

What's it called? A penis hopper?

Yes. Yes it is.

by ristyross October 1, 2011

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console humper

Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.

James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.

by K-Poe June 29, 2006

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homertone

n. utterance of a tone characteristic of Homer J. Simpson.

Dude 1: yea yea i know, to spare the rod is to spoil the child, you have to break the boy's will, yada yada yada.

Dude 2: Dude, that was a homertone!

by daballa March 29, 2008

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Homoerectum

Somebody who is SO homophobic that he cannot see straight and who furthermore cannot stop thinking about gays. He is so repelled/attracted on the subject that it affects his phallus and causes it to rise while his fellows tend to think he is a horse's ass

I have a friend named Shane who constantly talks about the gay community. He is always putting down them and their lifestyle. He inserts the topic into any discussion about anything. I have decided that he is clearly a homoerectum.

by Wildwood Flower December 9, 2009

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