One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

One-armed Greedy by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

my light-green 

Light green like the skirt of an ferry. With this girl your life seems less heavy and it's like having your own wings, cause when being with her you forget all your problems and all things dragging you down disappear from your mind. Like an ferry she is a beautiful creature from in and out, she has to be protected at all costs.

Emma you are my light-green <3

my light-green by iluvuemski December 12, 2021

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk

i had sex with ur mom last night

i really did

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk by obamaenjoyer June 1, 2022

Green Hope 

A place where you can graduate with a 4.0 GPA and still not be in the top 20% of the class. A place that defies the laws of high school. The more drugs you do, people you sleep with, and the the less time you spend studying, the better GPA you get! Everyone should go to Green Hope! But beware, Green Hope is home to the most vicious gossip. If you're not in the right crowd to begin with, you never will be (that factor is usually determined at the first PTA meeting when the richest snobbiest parents latch arms leading their children to one another and deciding who their children will exclude) and if by some chance you get into the "in" crowd, you get the most hurt because you don't realize how much people are talking about you behind your back.

Green Hope High School - as long as you're in the right crowd, you're fine, or so you think!

Green Hope by chicagoroxie April 30, 2005

green spinach 

A term describing Marijuana before it is rolled into a joint or placed in a smoking device.

Fila sitting in da back twistin on da Green Spinach.

green spinach by wordisbondkid October 3, 2005

green puddle skipper 

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"

green puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005

green dress 

A phrase popularized by the outrageous mid-1970s group of party-crashing drag queens in and around the Dallas-Fort Worth area referencing marijuana. It could be a noun, adjective and verb, depending on usage.

While speaking over the phone, one might ask, "Are you wearing your green dress tonight?" That meant, "Are you bringing any weed tonight?"

Again, over the phone, "Honey, I'm sipping on a gimlet and wearing my favorite green dress!" That meant the person speaking was getting high while talking.

To invite someone over to get high, one would simply exclaim, "You've gotta come see my new green dress! It's so much prettier than the one I bought last month!"

A variation as a verb could be, "I'm dressing in green tonight!" That meant, "I can't wait to get stoned tonight!"

An adjective case could be, "She was wearing the greenest dress I've ever seen!" That meant, "I've never seen her so stoned!"

green dress by Wilma Jean Deb June 26, 2007