goober

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009

Goober

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.

“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019

Old girls gone wild

A film that is made in the style of girls gone wild except that it uses very old women who are in there 80's and 90's and beyond.
It is most often shown as a joke or used to punish someone by making them watch it.

They tied me up and made me watch, "old girls gone wild",dude.

by Judge dredd7 May 16, 2011

goober

The penis. Because it often makes men act like fools.

you want to see my goober?

by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2009

Gone Girl

A girl that is perceived by the public to be very innocent and easy going. It’s usually hard to get with a gone girl because they want to protect their image. However if you get her in bed she is extremely kinky, and loves to fuck.

tom-“i saw rachel at church today but heard she fucked brad, is she a gone girl?”

by skjsjsjsufuf May 27, 2019

Goober Baby

After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy.

My child is a Goober Baby.
Oh, No, i'm pregnant with a Goober Baby!

by Nicole and Carl September 29, 2008

goofy goober

I have a little goofy goober and her name is hailey g.! enough said.

im a goofy goober yeah.. your a goofy goober yeah.. we're all goofy goobers yeah.. GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHH!

by goofy goober 2 May 8, 2005