Floornup

An intense dance move involving bobbing of the head and pivoting of the feet, while making a "bladum" sound with your mouth and tounge. And your hands must be behind your back.
To do the "bladum" sound you open and close your mouth rapidly while letting your tounge slip out of your mouth like a frog.

Check SallySue out! She's doin the Floornup! She's so cool!

"Bladumbladumbladumbladum"

by Munky/Baldy June 30, 2007

floordrobe

where all yourclothes which should be in you wardrobe are on your floor

floordrobe:when you have no clothes in your wardrobe they are on the floor instead

by Wobbl3chin March 7, 2009

floordink

when your dick is so long that it hits the floor.

Oh dude i floordinked and it hurt so bad

by ardvark66784864787451654165451 March 27, 2009

floorito

Doritos or Fritos that are eaten off the floor.

I handed my wife a floorito but only after the 5 second rule.

by rogos August 3, 2009

Floortard

Group of etard kids that are coming down from their high that lie in or around the dancefloor.

What's up with this postitot party? There are floortards everywhere.

by Bubleme November 10, 2009

Floorcunt

When someone becomes so used/old, their vagina sags and becomes much like a vacuum.

Also acceptable in a game of Dirty Scrabble.

"Wow, your mom has such a floorcunt."

"How...how do you know that?"

by moe690 April 3, 2010

Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

by Asherthercrasher September 13, 2010