cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.

Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"

by punbucket January 8, 2015

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

mid cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly, right in between the two.

"mid cry rn"
"damn me to"

by livvylu July 31, 2022

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022

Cry

Something people do when they are mentally drained due to negotiate a tough situation. In summary, they've been strong for too long. Kinds like how when you're lifting weights, you stop at a certain amount of reps to take a break because you've used your strength for too long or too much.

"People cry, not because they are weak. It is because they've been strong for too long"- Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp would suit the role of God in Hollywood movies due to the brain capacity he has to preach some sagacious words of wisdom
#teamjohnny.

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Crying like a bitch

You were crying like a bitch a second ago.

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Crying

Complaining and or whining to a certain degree

Emmanuel bitch ass is always crying after he loses a game of shinobi striker

by Bigdickkerb March 19, 2021