Crypto Guru 

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.

Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!

Crypto Guru by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022

cryoregiisvine 

cryoregiisvine is a very nice mutual ( she’s only nice if you’re moots w her tho) so i recommend to moot/follow her rn for good luck and a a happy life😋 - leonsslut_

“ oh wow u also follow @cryoregiisvine?” “ofc i do why would i else be hot?”

cryoregiisvine by elliesgf May 13, 2022

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

spooge crystals by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

cracker barrel crying 

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma

Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

cracker barrel crying by Moeriah March 25, 2020

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

crypter 

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

crypter by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Can it run Crysis? 

a popular question asked on many PC hardware forums. When a person builds a computer he/she wants to know if it can run the most graphical advanced game of our time - Crysis. So a topic is made and the persons PC specs are posted for others to review.

Subject : Can it run Crysis?

Message Description: Hey ya'll. I recently built my dream computer with my newegg wishlist. I want to know it can run Crysis on MAX. Here are the specs:

insert PC specs here

Can it run Crysis? by - LinkIsSpartan April 30, 2011