crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Can it run Crysis?

a popular question asked on many PC hardware forums. When a person builds a computer he/she wants to know if it can run the most graphical advanced game of our time - Crysis. So a topic is made and the persons PC specs are posted for others to review.

Subject : Can it run Crysis?

Message Description: Hey ya'll. I recently built my dream computer with my newegg wishlist. I want to know it can run Crysis on MAX. Here are the specs:

insert PC specs here

by - LinkIsSpartan April 30, 2011

crybate

Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.

Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.

by Supersadface July 27, 2008

Crystal Queer

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

by backotruck January 10, 2013

Crymson

The state of anger reached where one begins to "see red".

Also known as "the red mist" and "red-hulking out"

"Yo, did you see the fight last night? Can't believe how going Crymson turned it around!"

by Sealion117117 August 20, 2017

Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010

Crysexual

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010