Crotch Reset 

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

Crotch Reset by Jeehar June 10, 2014

crotch gizzard 

A slang term for a very large vagina/labia.

No camel toe on her. She had a crotch gizzard the size of a baseball!

crotch gizzard by Plashdog August 5, 2014

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

crotch napkin by kiitty December 16, 2014

crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

crotch ottering by Jaymic February 5, 2015

Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.

Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.

Crotch Rocket by HyperionYT July 13, 2015

Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.

Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.

Crotch Rocket by HyperionYT July 13, 2015

crotch maw 

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent

I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.

crotch maw by Quasita August 30, 2015