Definitions by Plashdog

Sneef 

A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"

Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!

Sneef by Plashdog August 20, 2014

crotch gizzard 

A slang term for a very large vagina/labia.

No camel toe on her. She had a crotch gizzard the size of a baseball!

crotch gizzard by Plashdog August 5, 2014