toasty burrito

when you can't get up for class in the morning. some people refer to this as their "spirit animal"

Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.

Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!

by toastyburrito March 7, 2016

weird (but in a good way)

It means that your acceptable weird. Some people are weird, but it's like dorky weird. People who are weird in a good way are not dorky but they have their own style, they're not scared to be themselves, and they stand out as different in a good way. Overall it's a compliment for the most part.

"I just do me and idc what others think!"
"You're weird (but in a good way)"

by Lay_lah June 15, 2014

Bullet Club

Pro wrestling group made famous in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Can refer to any group of dudes stuck using phrases and gestures from the 1990's.

Non wrestling fan: "What is the bullet club?
Wrestling fan: "The Bullet Club is reeeeaal and too sweet. And also suck it!"

by K Omega2 April 21, 2015

Buttfumble

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.

Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.

by KRHimself December 30, 2012

Bus Boner

A Bus Boner is an erection that one gets while riding the bus. It is usually caused by the combination of fatigue, warmth, and the vibrations of the vehicle. Similar occurrences have also been reported in mini-vans and tour boats.

Michael was afraid that when he stood up to get off at his stop everyone would see his bus boner.

by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

button stitcher

A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

Burnham

A quiet, thoughtful guy. Smart and kind and cynical in all the right ways and proportions. You couldn't find a better, more loyal friend. He considers all perspectives but can incisively reject crappy ones. Handsome, tall and slender. Often fair skinned. Adventurous and curious - but a homebody too! An intellectual without being a boring blowhard. Best smile ever.

That guy is a total Burnham! He stood by my side and gave me the best advice. I hope my daughter marries a Burnham.

by halffulll December 19, 2014