wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.

R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.

by Agiriga April 26, 2008

wet me

asking for someone to jizz on u

wet me daddy!

by nobody else here May 27, 2017

wet dreams

1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.

2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....

1.Louis is having a wet dream because his penis is vertically bisecting his body and there is semen erupting from his penis.

2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?

by XXX__ICU__XXX July 18, 2006

wet rufus

Similar to a wet willy, a wet rufus is when you put the juices from a womans vagina on your finger and stick it in her ear.

Diane was being difficult, so when Frank got her pants off, he gave her a wet rufus to warm her up.

by Kenny Gattison February 03, 2008

wet elephant

The act of a man dipping his flaccid penis into a toilet bowl or cup containing a liquid, then slapping an unsuspecting person with it repeatedly, usually over the arm, leg, or shoulder. The receiver is usually sitting in a chair or couch, with their back turned to the giver.

Josh was so drunk at the party last night that he sneaked behind Jennifer while she was sitting on the couch, dipped his penis into her beer glass, and gave her a wet elephant on the arm.

by Dan Frantz July 02, 2008

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!

by albert1941 August 12, 2011

Wet Food

A term used when during sex you (or many men) pull out and spill the spank juice in a bowl for the woman to than eat.

As recently described on a popular Radio show on XM when they reviewed the movie Wet Food

by Cal HawK August 22, 2007