Stoon: I was cooking tea before and I’ve accidentally burnt down the kitchen
Lip: You’ve Done a Dame there
Lip: You’ve Done a Dame there
by albert1941 March 22, 2019

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
by albert1941 August 15, 2011

by albert1941 October 14, 2011
