3 definitions by albert1941

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Keith: Where's Brooksy tonight.
Lloyd: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Keith: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
by albert1941 August 12, 2011
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Jenk Transmitted Disease. Disgusting scabby spotty mess around the chin and mouth area.
Keith: Look at Roberts mouth
Lloyd: Err thats disgusting what is it
Keith: Think hes got a JTD
by albert1941 August 16, 2011
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When you fuck up something or something just generally goes wrong
Stoon: I was cooking tea before and I’ve accidentally burnt down the kitchen
Lip: You’ve Done a Dame there
by albert1941 March 22, 2019
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