I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb December 9, 2008

Zoka's

Short for Zoka Coffee Roaster and Tea Company (Seattle, WA), this establishment provides small-batch roasting of coffee, homemade baked goods and hand-sourced teas.

If you're looking for a place to study, you should go to Zoka's.

by coffeeteasnacks July 6, 2007

zoolander

Best movie ever.

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".

by person yo-yo June 8, 2003

zooky zooky

totally cool, amazing or good.

dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!

by mcammi March 29, 2008

zookle

Hip or awesome. Used to define an accountant who may be a bit bougie.

Wow, Matt is totally zookle

by Boatsy13 April 16, 2009

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb April 8, 2008