Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
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J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
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Short for Zoka Coffee Roaster and Tea Company (Seattle, WA), this establishment provides small-batch roasting of coffee, homemade baked goods and hand-sourced teas.
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Get the zookle mug.A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).
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