refinance your face

to take advantage of low interest rates to reconstruct one's face cost effectively

With the 1 year treasury rate so low, now would be a wonderfull time to refinance your face and get rid of that ugly dome.

by jbb5462 October 3, 2009

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

i'll sit on your face

inviting someone to give you oral sex

ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
OR
ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy

by sexy_commando_pussy March 29, 2005

your face

Possibly the universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss. Should or Can be used in any or all context:

Verbal Arguement with some loser who cant diss:
Loser: Wow your a loser
You : Your FACE is a loser!!
Loser: Wow, you call that a diss you mo-fo?
You : You FACE calls that a diss you mo-fo!
Loser: Wow, you're a fag
You : Wow, your FACE is a fag!
Loser: Stop saying that!
You : Your FACE should stop saying that!
Loser: Stop or i'll hit you!
You : Stop or your FACE will hit you!
Loser: Ugh!! ~Gives up and stomps away~
You : THATS RIGHT! YOUR FACE!!

Normal conversation context:
Person1: Hey what do you want to do?
Person2: What does your FACE want to do?
Person1: Oh no, not that again.
Person2: Oh no, not your FACE again.
Person1: Can we just order a pizza?
Person2: Can your FACE just order a pizza?
Person1: Ahhh! NeverMIND! ~Angrily stomps away~
Person2: Grins triumphantly and winks at viewers.

You see? The universal best and most annoyingly excellent and world reknown comeback, guaranteed to give you victory during a verbal arguement with some loser who cant diss, or a random conversation with a person.

by x-Julia-x December 28, 2005

No your face

It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.

When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.

It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.

A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU

(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)

A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face

A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.

A: go to bed B
B: no your face

by Tophness January 23, 2009

Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.

Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"

by Skorrrochorro August 19, 2010

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019