scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 14, 2017

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Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023

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Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

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show your fucking balls

a phrase commonly shouted out windows when you're a faggot

listen up! show your fucking balls!! cuz im gay

by taz gam March 21, 2004

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Putting your best ball forward

When you put your best ball forward, you are willing to going the extra mile in trying to please your partner in the bedroom, no matter how tired, stressed out or troubled your present period in life may be.

Mike: "Do your cares leave you with no time or troubles with Lina bro?"
John: "Nah. I leave that outside the bedroom. End of the day, I committed to her and I got to fulfill my promises. I'll always give her all attentions as usual.
Mike: "Great to hear so. No matter what, you're putting your best ball forward when needed".

by Parcerito March 02, 2014

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