Yoraming

Inspired by Swiss pilot Yoram, it was a joke from their crazy french teacher. It has now come to mean...wandering aimlessly around the school hallways because of freshmen socially awkward phases. Not to be confused with depression or Santiniing.

"I saw Yoram the other day and he was yoraming around the hallways because he was so lonely."

by the dingo hunter November 29, 2011

intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

by babates February 24, 2006

yoga porn

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.

I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.

by one fish two fish April 8, 2010

yoga

One of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. When practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. Yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. Anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.

I do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so I can do wierd shit and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it's how I got a six pack), and girls think it's hot.

by nirvanarageatm December 18, 2004

Yorba Linda

One of the most wealthy cities in Orange County, and populated mostly by spoiled rich kids who think they are very hardcore and drive very expensive cars that there CEO daddies bought for them. Also home to a large amount of hot mom's.

Look at that guy in his lowered S-10 (or BMW, Benz, etc.) trying to stare me down. He must be from Yorba Linda.

by KnightOwl April 8, 2005

yoga body

n. the kind of body one develops with years of yoga practice: taller, thin, with legs and buttocks that look like ropes and a bony back and neck.

--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."

--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

Yoga sex

Kinky sex. Flexible sex. One partner holds a complicated yoga pose, while the othe fucks them. The other partner can choose if they want to be in a yoga position also. Yoga sex strengthens the core and the mind.

Jerry and Meg were having yoga sex. She was in scorpion position while he fucked her.

by claireknowshershit April 30, 2014