wilf

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

by klesk October 2, 2012

wilfrid

(n): an extremely cool duck that quacks when approached and can also clap with one hand

Holy crap, wilfrid's clap is crazy!... yeah and he and clap really cool too!

by Benzi'sBenzi October 29, 2009

WILF

Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.

You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"

by mr.robinson jr. December 16, 2008

wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

by Mesus June 27, 2006

The Wilford Brimley

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.

by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011

WILF

Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."

At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."

by Chesai August 23, 2006

Wilfredo

Wilfredo is really good couples with Emily 😍

Woah look there goes the good couple Emily and Wilfredo

by Fromda9 October 8, 2019