Jon Waited

The state of being so drunk you appear in embarrasing photos which you only remember after seeing them on facebook.

Jesus Christ I was jon waited last night, everyone was laughing at me on facebook

by CantStopShola August 19, 2009

A Writer’s Religious Partiality

A writer’s religious partiality becomes clear when he chooses the names of the characters for most of his stories, novels etc. from his own religion.

A: I have tried to invent a new term called 'a writer’s religious partiality'. When a Muslim writer sits at the desk to write a story, then he thinks about Muslim names for the characters. Similarly, when a Hindu writer decides to write a story, Hindu names appear before his mind; a Christian writer chooses Christian names for his novels, dramas etc. But, sometimes a Muslim, Hindu and Christian writers also choose the characters' names from other religions. However, it happens 'sometimes'. In most of the cases, a writer's religious partiality becomes clear. I must say that this kind of partiality is normal and accepted by everyone. There's nothing wrong in it because a writer’s religious faith, his upbringing, his own community etc. influence him to choose names from his own religion.
B: Yes, your observation is correct.

by Rajeeb2014 December 30, 2014

Emotional write-off

One so damaged by a single or multiple romantic failures that they may well be beyond economical repair.

He chased after her for months, but she still did not want to know. Reckon he's an emotional write-off for now.

by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

nothing to write home about

Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.

Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"

Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

wraith

A once living person, who is made undead without passing through death. A wraith is the only form of undead not made so through animation (the process of giving lifelike qualities to the recently dead).

"They are ringwraiths, neither living nor dead..."
Aragorn - Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Rign

by Retroactivism June 19, 2004

arthur write this

painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints

"Kaylee has Arthur write this"

by Sue of sidal September 30, 2015

people who write their name on urbandictionary

People who just want attention and nobody likes.

Person 1: I hate people who write their name on Urbandictionary
Person 2:Heavy sweating*

by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020