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Weedneck

A minor class of the species Redneck.

Habitat structure is often mobile in nature, with the upper echelon appropriating dwellings known as a Mobile Home and lesser members residing in the more modest Recreational Vehicle. In both instances it is culturally appropriate to decorate with Native American iconography, American beer manufacturer signage, and copious amounts of marijuana paraphernalia.

Semi-nocturnal the Weedneck will wake from slumber in the early afternoon and begin foraging for a particular favorite herb commonly known as pot, puff the magic dragon, mary jane. While not particularly adverse to any form of herb they are known to shun from the type known as "ragweed".

What separates this from the cousin species of Stoner is the fact that the Weedneck often will shun the identifying markers of the Stoner such as 70's rock apparel and hemp anything, instead focusing on the more rural culture influences such as Dukes of Hazzard, the "outlaw" country movement and NASCAR.
Willie Nelson's annual July 4th picnic is a hallowed meeting place of the Weedneck.
by Merle Cooter Jennings September 15, 2010
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Weener bitch

A Bitch who does that extra. Can't make up her mind. The type of Bitch that asks for the manager when it's unecessary.
"That girl made them redo her whole chipotle order because she changed her mind last minute.. what a Weener bitch."
by Soulrose April 1, 2017
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Weenerbutt

Someone who is a coward or is easily frightened by things. Can be used to refer to people who are jumpy.
“Hey Dan, stop being a weenerbutt and play this horror game with me!”

“My dog is such a weenerbutt, he’s afraid to go on walks!”
by Dageraron April 29, 2020
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You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you
1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener
by Sexual sex September 21, 2005
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weener

Benjy Tom Thomasson (Swedish Love God0
Hey Weener, found it yet?
by GOG January 3, 2005
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vageeny weeney

ok lets say u bout to do this fine ho and u pull her pants of and she got a damn dick butu keep lookin and she gotta pussy thats a vageeny weeney niggity
i pulled her pants off and i saw a vageeny weeney but i was horny so i beat both of em and it was good and i don care if u think it was bootsy niggity i love vageeny weeneys fashigity
by e-van July 24, 2004
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weener

a small rodent that has the speed of a cheetah and the flair of a wombat.
the thunders cats
by Adam Scott-Gobin March 11, 2003
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