A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
Get the Ferret Face Wagnerismmug. Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021
Get the William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagnermug. 
A racist human being who is known to be the worst player in Rainbow Six Siege. Often, he gets a lot of kills, but they are almost always all empty frags.
by Nukeul March 31, 2023
Get the Jace Wagnermug. An American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022,
On August 3, MSNBC announced that the program would be titled Alex Wagner Tonight.
Wagner stated that the show would aim to combine Maddow's "intellectual rigor and informative analysis"
Wagner stated that the show would aim to combine Maddow's "intellectual rigor and informative analysis"
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Alex Wagner Tonightmug. Shelby wagner is a funny person. She has a big neck. Shelby likes cock on her mouth. She doesn’t pull the cutest dudes but is still proud of them.She’ll love you regardless of anything.
by hens in ok October 9, 2020
Get the shelby wagnermug.