Graham, Tx

A city in Young County, Texas that gets 2 penalties for the band playing to loudly

Yo, did you hear Graham, Tx got another penalty for playing to loud?

by Sims3Farmer127 November 22, 2011

Brownsville, TX

Most neglected "US" territory (formerly mexican territory, but stolen of course) where non-US citizens (mexicans) have a chance at minimum wage jobs for under-the-table-money.

Every morning Pepito walks across the bridge from Matamoros, Mexico to Brownsville, TX to work at a taco restaurant earning $4 an hour. His boss doesn't know anything about him, even if his name is really Pepito. All his boss knows is that Pepito shows up to work and earns his $4 an hour.

by justrandom September 19, 2009

Austin, TX

1. Home of the Longhorns and Michael Dell.

2. The capital building here is larger than the one in Washington, DC.

3. Gateway to that world famous attraction, the Schlitterbahn.

Let's go to Austin, TX to watch the Longhorns beat the Aggies!

by I'll never tell February 29, 2004

Austin, TX

One of the greatest places in the whole freakin' world. It's the capital of Texas. The weather varies from being incredibly hot to rainy, and stormy. Sometimes there are tornadoes. There are animals like rattlesnakes and armdillos there. The price of living isn't that expensive, and it's just a very good place to be.

When I move out, I'm going to Austin, TX.

by Omni March 3, 2004

malakoff, tx

Malakoff, Tx is a place where some dreams come true, but all the others, end up as white trash, drug addicts. A place where the driveways to stores are giant ditches, but the school system is one of the best in the state.

I want to go to Malakoff, Tx because they have the best Ochoas Mexican restaurant.

by Theogpitbullmom December 25, 2016

Austin, TX

The most awesome place possible, home to the best University ever. heaven

I want to go to Austin, TX to live.

by Robert March 12, 2004

Sherman, TX

A small Texas town 60 miles north of Dallas, also known to locals as Shertown. Home of the Austin College Roos and the Sherman Bearcats. Void of any fun activities. Wal-mart is the hang-out place for the average teenager. Really friendly people who speak hick including words such as "fixin' to" and "wersh" (wash). Outcasts include people of other races, people without Myspace pages, and people who wear anything other than a t-shirt and American Eagle jeans. About seventy-eight percent of people raised in Sherman are stuck there the rest of their lives. See S&S Consolidated.

Well Earl, today I waz gonna drive up to Sherman, TX, to get that there feed Jay promised me. But I done got pulled over by that dadgum Johhny Law that patrols that one highway, and did you know...those them lights are so bright, I near wrecked tryin' to pull over for him.

by Rippin' Pile O' JewJew Beans December 24, 2008