Tord

Tord is a character from eddsworld. Did you come here from fnf?

Person1: Omg Tord from fnf
Persom2: No hes from eddsworld

Tord by The Clown Man May 30, 2021

shoot tord 

Shooting tord in the face

I shot tord in the face because he sucks. Shoot tord in the face with a gun

shoot tord by Shoot tord October 26, 2018

twood 

a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.

John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.

twood by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006

the t word 

"The t-word" usually means "tranny" which is a degrading word to call transgender people. Any sane person would discourage a cisgender, or whatever you are, to not use the t-word if you are NOT transgender.

J: Yo E, that kid just said the t word
E: It's okay, he's trans too
J: alright

the t word by subliminal boy December 27, 2018

twork 

Staying at home with your significant other kissin, rubbin and making sweet love from 11pm till 6 in the morning.

Hey girl, Damn the club tonight, lets twork it out!

twork by Stunnn' May 12, 2008

twoddle 

load of old rubbish as in a book or programme

that film was a load of old twoddle

twoddle by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006

twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.

Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.

twoday by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009