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Tweetiot

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019
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Dook Tweet

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.
by chunkybeef May 12, 2011
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Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.
She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!
by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011
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Zero Tweet

The origins of a tweet on Twitter.
Once Urban Dictionary approves "Zero Tweet" as the Word of the Day, I will Zero Tweet this out over Twitter to my legions of followers to re-tweet and favor.
by Ski25 June 21, 2015
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dunk tweet

A savage retort via quote tweet on Twitter.
Comment: You’re a bigoted, evil, sick person, and I hope you die.
Quote and Dunk Tweet: Is Twitter your full time job or do you actually do other things besides fake outrage?
by saintsundere April 27, 2021
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tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with
So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2010
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Vanity Tweet

These are tweets sent out by Twitterers with a vast collection of followers, but who only follow a handful themselves. Generally the celeb end of the spectrum.

Noted for inanity and the transparent 'need to be appreciated' usually displayed by the sender.

When Shakespeare said 'All the world's a stage...' He didn't mean this.
{on the phone}

Kelly: Kim Kardashian has just had a Mocha Latte! She was going to have a biscotti, but can't risk the calories!
Dan: Honey, I'm... um, thrilled about Kim's "Vanity Tweet", but I've got to get back to designing this hydroelectric plant we're building in the Caucasus.
by Inside Guide to London April 22, 2010
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