Tismal

Of or relating to someone or something being retarded or autistic.

White Friend: “Nigga”

Me: “Stop being Tismal before you get your ass beat.”

by Drewdepo April 1, 2019

Tasmanian Brunch

The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.

The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.

We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.

by Nacho A$$hole June 9, 2019

Tsumami

Tsumami is like god, but better. He is a supernatural entity that can destroy every living being with a blink of an eye, but is the most forgiving and kindest being to ever exist in the universe. Only one Tsumami exists but there are rumours of a hidden alter-ego of his...

Person 1: Dude today I got so lucky I finally got to fuck that chick
Person 2: Oh hell yeah dude you got blessed by the almighty Tsumami!

by Mr. Duck123 February 1, 2021

Tesmara

The coolest person you'll ever meet. The amount of awesome-sauceness she radiates goes unmatched.

'Tesmara is so cool.'

by 3788299.π May 17, 2022

The Tasmanian thumbcumber

When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.

Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.

by Jaredlipp1717 May 20, 2022

Harriet Tugman

A reach-under handy where the giver has to covertly (like the underground railroad) access from behind through one's legs.

I was on a date with Tanya, and I asked if she wanted to hit the underground railroad. She said yes, so I suggested a Harriet Tugman.

We were stuck in a single file line, and we didn't anyone to see what was going on, so my girl could only give me a Harriet Tugman.

by DemTCBoyz69 June 20, 2023

Tuscaloosa Tumbler

When you're doing that bitch missionary with her legs on your shoulders, on the edge of the bed. Right before you come, you roll her fat ass off the edge and spooge on to her back/ the back of her head.

I didn't want to knock that dirty whore up, so I ended up giving her the old Tuscaloosa Tumbler.

by Marely February 2, 2008