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Tismatic 

To describe someone utterly stupid; might be slightly offensive
You heard Timmy was at the lockdown protests?
I know right, kid's mad tismatic!
Tismatic by Oloystuff April 27, 2020
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tisdale and stone 

ashley tisdale a slut who became a slut, then slept with danny stone by slipping her glossed lips down on him for a blow job somewhere in a las vegas hotel that only the media would know about. lets not forget to mention the fact that they can be found having sex every time they meet up.
she can act a little but the bitch is a slut.
just because you have the power to make the main role for scary movie 5, does not change your reputation with danny stone.
you met him at a masseuse palace? you don't say?! yet giving kids another reason to watch disney channel. tisdale and stone is the name of the pornos they make.

Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale

Stone was born in Spokane, Washington. He is known for his friendship with actress Ashley Tisdale. Stone is also a Licensed Massage Therapist, and graduated Nevada School of Massage Therapy back in December 2010. Ashley Tisdale is the reason why Danny Stone is somewhat of an international sensation.
Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale make the perfect couple.

timalloy 

The Timalloy was a supposed Catholic gang in an area called Calton in the east end of Glasgow in the early 1900s. This being where the name Tim for a fan of Celtic football club originates. Rangers fans tend to brand their rivals Celtic as 'Tims' however this isn't looked on as derogotary by fans of Celtic Football Club as they to refer to themself as 'Tims' or the 'Timalloy'.
Fantastic victory for the timalloy today, eh eddie?
timalloy by timalloy67 May 5, 2008

Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny 

The official team name that Ashley Tisdale gave to Danny Stone's followers on twitter, because he has absolutely no creativity to figure out a team name for his own followers. If you're a die hard fan of Ashley Tisdale, then most likely you probably know who this loser Danny Stone is. If you don't know who he is, you're not missing much. He's just another pointless internet celebrity that everybody follows on twitter just because he was able to blast up Ashley Tisdale's skirt. If you wanna be like everyone else and hop on the bandwagon of fools, then follow Danny Stone on twitter.
Dude, im qualified to be an official Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny because I'm following him on twitter. In reality he's a nobody but the ex boyfriend of a broken down Disney star. There's no other reason why he's famous.

Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans 

a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.
Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?

Me: What the hell, why?

Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.

Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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