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Tismatic 

To describe someone utterly stupid; might be slightly offensive
You heard Timmy was at the lockdown protests?
I know right, kid's mad tismatic!
Tismatic by Oloystuff April 27, 2020
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tisdale and stone 

ashley tisdale a slut who became a slut, then slept with danny stone by slipping her glossed lips down on him for a blow job somewhere in a las vegas hotel that only the media would know about. lets not forget to mention the fact that they can be found having sex every time they meet up.
she can act a little but the bitch is a slut.
just because you have the power to make the main role for scary movie 5, does not change your reputation with danny stone.
you met him at a masseuse palace? you don't say?! yet giving kids another reason to watch disney channel. tisdale and stone is the name of the pornos they make.

Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale

Stone was born in Spokane, Washington. He is known for his friendship with actress Ashley Tisdale. Stone is also a Licensed Massage Therapist, and graduated Nevada School of Massage Therapy back in December 2010. Ashley Tisdale is the reason why Danny Stone is somewhat of an international sensation.
Danny Stone and Ashley Tisdale make the perfect couple.

timalloy 

The Timalloy was a supposed Catholic gang in an area called Calton in the east end of Glasgow in the early 1900s. This being where the name Tim for a fan of Celtic football club originates. Rangers fans tend to brand their rivals Celtic as 'Tims' however this isn't looked on as derogotary by fans of Celtic Football Club as they to refer to themself as 'Tims' or the 'Timalloy'.
Fantastic victory for the timalloy today, eh eddie?
timalloy by timalloy67 May 5, 2008

Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny 

The official team name that Ashley Tisdale gave to Danny Stone's followers on twitter, because he has absolutely no creativity to figure out a team name for his own followers. If you're a die hard fan of Ashley Tisdale, then most likely you probably know who this loser Danny Stone is. If you don't know who he is, you're not missing much. He's just another pointless internet celebrity that everybody follows on twitter just because he was able to blast up Ashley Tisdale's skirt. If you wanna be like everyone else and hop on the bandwagon of fools, then follow Danny Stone on twitter.
Dude, im qualified to be an official Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny because I'm following him on twitter. In reality he's a nobody but the ex boyfriend of a broken down Disney star. There's no other reason why he's famous.

Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans 

a stupid group of fans that hate their own lives that they have to obsess over Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone to have any satisfaction with living.
Jessica: Would you believe that Ashley Tisdale and Danny Stone Fans created a destructive riot outside of the movie theatre lastnight?

Me: What the hell, why?

Jessica: Danny didn't get the main part in Scary Movie V with Ashley like the fans requested. Look at the movie ratings. It's below average because he wasn't in it.

Me: Oh fuck me! Get over it stupid ass teenage girls.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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