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tunisian turtleneck

1. Noun- the collection of santorum left under the foreskin after a messy anal frolic.

2. verb- the act of depositing the aforementioned sphincter sediment onto a person's neck and/or face.
1. Garber greedily lapped up the sticky remnants of Max's Tunisian Turtleneck.

2. When that bitched acted up and started yelling for her money I gave her a Tunisian turtleneck and rinsed her off with a golden shower.
by ourlunchman May 15, 2006
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Turtleneck

A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.
"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"
by Faz February 13, 2004
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TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.
My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.
by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013
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belgian turtleneck

The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.
Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.
by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011
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turtle back

When a man is banging his girl from behind and his johnson slips out in mid-motion. At this point he jams it in her ass hole and she humps her back up like a turtle shell. You can only do this if you accidentally slip out so she will least expect it.
I was banging my old lady last night and gave her a turtle back when she wasn't expecting it. I then gave her a Donky punch and finished off with a chili dog before she woke-up.
by Addadamski December 31, 2007
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Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck
I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck
by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010
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Turtleneck

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.
by John E. November 12, 2002
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