Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls

dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics

by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022

trustafarian

Portmanteau of trust fund and rastafarian. A hippie poser. Essentially a rich kid who smokes weed, wears hats designed to hold dreads when he in fact has none, and uses the word "peace" to say bye.

Money can't buy hippieness, you stupid trustafarian!

by FARoth May 17, 2006

trustafarian

A trustafarian is a spoiled rich kid most often still in college who decides to adopt a neo-hippie lifestyle to fit in and because their parents are supporting them with money which is then used to buy drugs. This way trustafarians can afford to go to jam band concerts and dance like a prick, and generally become a complete burnout on their parents tab. In a rather ironic twist some trustafarians were former fraternity/sorority members and have decided to discard their former conservative ideals all to common within the greek system and a adopt a more progressive liberal outlook. All in the pursuit of the next drug and alcohol bender courtesy of daddy's credit card.

Serious student: Man this marketing test tomorrow is gonna kill me. I've been studying all night!

Trustafarian: No way bro! I'm hitting up Phish tonight. Gonna be absolutely filthy. Trey is gonna melt my face. Gonna straight RAGE! Already got my goody bag ready for the show if you know what I mean.

Serious student: Wow... his dad even PAYS him to be a piece of shit.

by lotnot396 January 15, 2013

Trust Fart

Like a Trust Fall, but with a fart of unknown quality. Performed with eyes closed, arms crossed, and legs slightly apart.

I was starting to feel better and decided to perform a Trust Fart in the grocery store and shit my pants.

by Cloverleaf July 2, 2015

trust funder

Someone who doesn't work because they get money from their family.

I was a trust funder once; it's actually not fun because nobody likes you.

by JQS4523 June 20, 2011

Trust issues

A person with trust issues may harbor negative beliefs about trust and may find themselves thinking limiting thoughts, such as:

“I can never let my guard down.”

“If I open up I will only get hurt again.”

“Everybody is out to get me.”

A person with these kinds of thoughts may construct social barriers as a defense mechanism to ensure that trust is not lost again. These barriers are often a person’s way of avoiding the pain, rejection, or guilt associated with mistrust.

I have Trust issues that's why I don't say how I feel.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 6, 2019