tithead

English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.

Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.

by titwanker July 30, 2003

Tithe

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult

Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.

Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.

Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

titful

A vulgar Welsh slang word: a unit of measure, meaning too much of something. It is much like a shed load, though of course it refers to the capacity of a woman's breast.

I've had an absolute titful of you and your antics!

by Lord Declan May 30, 2016

Tihut

She is a tall beautiful black woman,thic long hair, beautiful chocolate brown soft clear skin. She is outgoing but nervous and got a slim figure

“Look at her walk as he hair flows she is a tihut”

by Niggaitsreal May 20, 2018

Eli-titude

To show incredible mental and emotional strength courage, in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or the unparalleled 18-0 Patriots defense.

Houston Wayland trying to study despite the fact that his eyes are always suspiciously very squinty.
Person 1: Hey did you hear Houston is trying to get back in school next semester?
Person 2:Wow no I didnt hear that, he sure has a lot of Eli-titude for such a little guy.

by EliDaMann February 27, 2008

titsuppery

The tendancy for things to go a bit tit's up

A:"Crikey this didnt go well at all!"
B:"Yes theres been quite a bit of titsuppery"

A:"We cannot stand for the level of titsuppery you have been consistantly achieving"

by James Lloyd July 7, 2007

titchuation

When you are staring at a girls tits or boobs for long periods of time and you doze out (day dream)

Guy 1: Hey where were you?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was in a "titchuation".

by x average joe x February 22, 2011