i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.

i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.

by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

by Stetard March 23, 2020

touch of the Madonnas

losing your accent to pick up a crappy english one, drinking real ale and wearing flat caps and pretending to like the weather.

'jees she's got a touch of the Madonnas' Carrie to Miranda as Samantha pretends to be English in SATC.

by tadge72 April 24, 2010

Thought and Memory

The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.

"The whole world wide, every day,
Fly Thought and Memory;
I worry lest Thought should fall in flight,
Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal

"We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

touch pee-pee

Applied to soccer, it occurs when one or more players of the same team is playing unintelligently or inattentively, such as dribbling aimlessly in their backfield, as young children may idly play with their own or each other's genitals, regardless of gender.

It also can be applied in general to any activity where at least one person is blissfully but dangerously not paying attention to something critical.

Soccer: You two, stop playing touch pee-pee and move the ball up the field!

Life: Hey, you! Quit playing touch pee-pee and help me lift this into the truck!

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

you thought you ate

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .

ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z

by okay because September 23, 2021

thought masturbation

When someone has dumbass thoughts in his head that motivates him while doing nothing about it, usually all those people do is imagine and get pleasure from thinking some bullshit. They like to share those thoughts with their friends and listen to some music/look at images while thinking about it.

Michael's head:

*listens to balkan rap* => I need to move to Serbia !!
*looks for BMW photos on google and listens to german rap* => I need a BMW to prove em all wrong !!
*watches ultimate last minute goals on youtube* => I will become a football coach soon !!
*looks for some 90 days 90kg lost videos on youtube and listens to motivating songs* => tomorrow i start gym !!

Michael: bro, i finally found what I needed in my life..
Djafar. his best friend: Man stfu. i'm tired of your thought masturbation..

by upsetrobbery June 23, 2020