Testicle Jester

A ball-friendly girl that leads to you believe that you will be getting laid but then doesn't. Also one that brings you close to orgasm but doesn't let you finish.

Sally: "Oh you will get some later... if you are lucky"
You: "oh really now?"
Sally: "No not really."
You: "Testicle Jester!"
Sally: "wtf is that."
You: " It's new and it's you!"

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevin December 3, 2005

testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

testicliocentric

when all topics of conversation revolve around one's testicles or someone else's testicles

Jas: I had some oddly shaped peanuts today...
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.

by Omar Representing The 916 April 25, 2008

Testicle Wrestle

When two guys slap their testicles violently at each other.

Timmy and Jimmy testicle wrestled yesterday. Their balls are now black and blue.

by FurFactor November 21, 2009

Testicular Bull

Lying about the length of one's penis.

Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."

by chloeg29 December 14, 2010

testicula

godess of examination and bruised testicales

fuck that test was a pain in the balls, hope testicula will favor me just a bit

by lukalaw January 24, 2011

Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018