Greedo Tetsu Jr

Greedo is a Rodian from Star wars that was born on Rodia. He was shot and killed by Han Solo in "A new hope", and will live on forever!

Wow! That Greedo Tetsu Jr is AMAZING! I wish I could be like him!

by Greedo Tetsu Jr February 27, 2020

Past tents

When a person tries to correct someone's grammar because they have nothing else to say after losing an argument in the YouTube comments. The correction is most likely wrong, the person has no clue what the hell they're talking about and is probably going to get bullied even more.

Lame guy: Bro I accidentally cutted myself yesterday.
Cool guy: You mean *cut.
Lame guy: No you idiot! It's past tents!
Cool guy: ...

by Random guy with no friends June 19, 2020

popping tents

The act of a guy experiencing numerous errections.

There were so many babes on the beach that my brother started popping tents left and right

by Thorax Carnage February 20, 2014

textsex

1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.

Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)

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Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away

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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now

by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007

Textship

When you keep in touch with those you love primarily through texting.

"Have you heard from Amanda lately?"
"Yeah, we've been texting like crazy."
"Oh, so you're in a textship?"

by Just Plain Merrie March 17, 2009

teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

by Gisborne January 20, 2011

tets

saggy man boobs on a hispanic middle-aged man.

I went into the Nike outlet store and tried on a shirt that showed my tets. Ay caramba!

by acamale October 19, 2009