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Carl Tactics

Invented by youtuber Chris The S Is Silent Carl Tactics is when you make a girl hate you. Either by annoying them or playfully fighting them. Then once they hate you run game on them then they'll love you.
Chri: Bruh john why are you always being mean to suzie are you using the carl tactics?
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*
by PBandJ September 21, 2017
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bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.
Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
by Pwince July 15, 2010
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Tactical Johnson

She seems like the type of girl to need a Tactical Johnson after tonight.
by ebertalo February 3, 2020
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Tactical Waddle

To tactically waddle with shit ridden boxers to the laundry room and grab some toilet paper to wipe thy ass with
Kramos had a tactical waddle last night when no one was home.
by Echoroth September 19, 2015
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Tactical Like

While browsing through cuties' profiles on social media sites, one then carefully selects a picture to "Like" in an effort to send a subtle message in the form of a notification to said cutie. Typically done by a male towards a female due to their exponentially greater sex drive. The specific target picture depends on the person who is "Liking" the picture as well as the person who is in the picture. There is much strategy that goes into the decision process which includes but is not limited to: How long ago the picture was posted, what time of the day the picture is "Liked", and the amount of clothing/sexuality in the picture.
"I hooked up with Emma last night. That tactical like from earlier in the week was clutch."

"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
by BroDudeGuy December 13, 2014
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Kamikaze Tactic

To insult one-other while insulting yourself to the same extent.
Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.
by EmersonH September 20, 2009
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Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.
Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man
by lfweknrnwer May 8, 2010
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