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Spork

A position for sexual intercourse in which a couple lie on their sides, spooning, while the male’s (large spoon) penis is inserted into his partner’s (small spoon) vagina or anus.
1. Ben and I were so tired after a long day of hiking that we just sporked and fell asleep.

2. Did you know that many older couples spork as a way to maintain a healthy sex life without risking the potential injury that comes with more active sexual positions?
by RedheadedViking December 11, 2021
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Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man
by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010
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spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
Spork, God's true gift to men.
by Spork April 16, 2005
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meat snorkel

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.
Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.
by m1rag3 July 18, 2010
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german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals
"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"
by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007
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Seattle Snorkeler

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
by tom sawww August 11, 2012
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Beef Snorkel

When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
by Ass Eater 10 July 1, 2008
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