swandle

The art of fondling balls. To touch tease with advanced skill.

Dude She swandled me at the truck stop

by xstarscreamx June 19, 2008

Smangle

A combination of "smash" and "bang" and "cuddle". Rooted from the word "Smang" (smash-bang fusion)

Girl: OMG, smang me!!!

Boy: Nah girl, i'll do better... I'll smangle you

by chhggkk January 24, 2011

swagglefish

swag surfing out of control

"Check out that dope shirt, how would you describe it?"

"Swagglefish"

by The Sekret Squirrel September 23, 2013

whore-swaggler

a girl who hooks up with you while on rebound and makes you think she cares about you, but it turns out she was just a whore-swaggler.

I tried calling her for three days after we hooked up, but she never answered. I guess she was a whore-swaggler.

by Rasputin December 17, 2004

swaggless

one who has no sense of style and extremely lacking originality, a pathological hater, a follower, a lame, a yergit, a nobody, a gump, a waldo ass nigga.

1. you wanna be like me so bad, you niggas are so swaggless.
2. you a waldo ass nigga, i could'nt find you in an empty room.
3. who is this swaggless ass nigga?

by Darian Mcdonald May 13, 2008

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010