stealing

forced sharing.

The goverment has raised new taxes stealing more from employers.

by suildur October 16, 2010

steaming Nanaimo

1. The act of defecating on another's chest in two pieces then ejaculating between them, resembling a Nanaimo bar.

2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.

Jen was never able to eat her favorite dessert again, because of a rough night that ended in a steaming Nanaimo.

I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.

by jimmyjojoshabbadu January 22, 2014

steaming heap

A huge mountain like shit that reaches above the water. Generally burning your o-ring as it blasts out. Leaving a warm vapor rising from the toilet.

Damn Walt, Don't EVER drop a steaming heap in my toilet again!

by Drew X October 20, 2006

screaming anus

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

by Freddyrk January 24, 2009

Screaming Duct tape

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

by Lee2bron April 17, 2011

Stealing Tulips

Taking an anal cherry.

Dude 1: Hey bro, how'd the date with the ho go?

Dude 2: Sweet man - I wound up stealing tulips.

Dude 3: Whoa! With that tramp stamp, I woulda thunk she would brown real easy.

by The lexicreator May 16, 2011

Screaming umbrella

When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.

Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.

by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017