Squeaker

A squeaker is a child that has not reached puberty who plays a game and used a mic to talk on it, often then not people use the term squeaker for all children that play online with a mic, which is somewhat true, but squeaker is actually for something else.

A squeaker is supposed to be a child who has a mic and constantly screams, trash talk, and/or swears alot, often then not, they tend to have very low anger control and get mad easily, often then not people like making them mad, they also are often horrible at the game and may rage quit.

There's also another "Squeaker" that can be good at the game (can be decent or bad) and have less of a shortfuse, they also can friendly to others and be less of a annoying shitstain, they still have high pitched voices but usually they try not to have such a loud mic, often then not people still make fun of these squeakers despite them doing nothing to be a piece of shit, many people do this because the voice is either too loud in the mic or annoying, which the latter they cannot change.

Squeaker: "Oh mwy fwucking gwod fwucking of fwuck ywou fwucking twuh swhit of twuh dwam*improper swearing usage*"
Game Player: "Oh my god shut the fuck up!"

And then

'Squeaker': "Hi, how are you guys?*or another example that's not annoying*" With a not loud mic
Dumbass: "Oh my god shut up you stupid fetus, you're supposed to be the womb you fucking bitch, wait until your balls dropped you dumb child!"

by ThatOneManWithAnApple September 27, 2022

Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

cod squeaker

The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.

I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.

by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018

toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

Squelcher

When someone is being crazy weird.

“Yo Hollie, look at me!”
“Ewww no u squelcher!”

by Hiitisgod0102030405 January 5, 2020

Paintball Squatter

A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.

Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?

Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.

Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters

by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010

Potter Squatter

One who is savage like; has savage like behavior. May also be one whom constantly has very pungent aroma that follows. Generally can work with any situation.

"Ew yuck! It smells like Oscar out here! Potter Squatter!"

by William du'welly II January 11, 2014