spelch

Insipid, often depraved musings from the class of literati who gratuitously wield their shadow as an exhibitionistic means of auto-eroticism.

George's disillusionment with the mundane and his occult fascinations are coupled to inspire a peculiar brand of spelch, the latest form of which is a vaguely humorous rant on the virtues of blood-letting.

by Andros Hyperion August 1, 2003

solchyld

gots no pager? no cellie? and never home...

yo dawg, i've been trying to call you all day... couldn't get a hold of you... Don't know how you survive you fukkin "solchyld"

by black buddha April 7, 2003

Spoach

To impale or skewer something

"you have to spoach the fish in order to cook it"

by Grim1337 April 21, 2009

Sponcho

It is a kind of guy that is just about flawless. A guy that is unbelievably sweet, who will go to extreme lengths to make a girl feel loved. A guy that is crazily cute, so cute he can melt your heart with one smile. With eyes, that make your stomach jump when you look at them. A sponcho is a guy that is naturally good at everything. (Which can be very annoying at times). He is also a person who stutters quite frequently, and drags their feet when they walk. Also, a guy who is not always the smoothest... He has smooth moments, but un-smooth moments too. Which is cute in his own way. A guy who is indescribable, original, loving, and all around pretty amazing. If you find a sponcho... make sure to never let him go.

little girl- When i grow up i'm going to be a princess!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!

by Skitter lover June 5, 2011

Spouch

The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.

That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"

by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013

Spooch

A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.

"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."

by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015

Spelching

When your using voice to text.

I was using my phone and spelching.

by n0otherwaY November 4, 2016