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shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.
"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."
by G. Darkness January 13, 2013
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Shitfuck

When you in the middle of having sweet gentle anal sex and then the bitch shits on ur cock
I was doing anal with Tracy and she shitfucked me dude
by Dannyyyyy.g August 4, 2016
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shitfuckistan

1) The fictional homeland for every character that's "the foreigner" in a show that never makes it clear what real world country said character is from.

2) A term used in the place of a foreigner's actual home country when describing their origin, typically as a pejorative.
1) "My favorite character from Ed Edd n' Eddy is probably Rolf. He's just so whacky!"
"Where exactly is he from again?"
"Pfft beats me. Shitfuckistan?"

2) "I'm telling you jobs in tech support are getting harder to find because corporations would rather outsource the tasks to Budhir Lee Malgradofi or whoever in Shitfuckistan than give them hot blooded Americans like us!"
by FatherofGray June 24, 2018
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Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020
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Shitfucked

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck
“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”
by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021
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shitfuckcuntbitch

chewing gum in the hall way

fucking the shit out of a bitch with a gaping pussy and vaginal fluids seep through the pussy while fucking
dude, i shitfuckcuntbitched marisa the other night.
ew dude, wtf
by joe blowed69dicks February 13, 2010
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shitfuck

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.
-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.
by Red D April 15, 2008
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