Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitfucked

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck

“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”

by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021

shitfuck

When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.

Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"

by Poisonivy September 04, 2005

shitfuck

An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.

"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."

by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005

Shitfuck

A combination of two profane words used to vent frustration.

Shitfuck! Where is the god damn twinkies?

by Deeeeeee-Jay Jenkins November 22, 2009

shitfuck

A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness

The car is over there shitfuck

by magnarider June 12, 2006