scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

by cagedape March 17, 2012

scorching my scrotum

basically means someone is pissing you off or cramping your style

Quit scorching my scrotum bro.

by superfly3789 April 11, 2011

Scorched Earth Villain Era

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.

Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!

by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023

You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.

Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""

by Christian Guy January 21, 2008

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011