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Schlongwich

The "Torpedo sandwich" at Quiznos; a horrible tasting sandwich that is shaped exactly like a dick, the image of which is augmented by mayonnaise dripping out the front of it.
Max: I got the Torpedo at Quiznos, it was disgusting.
Chris: Haha Max, you ate a schlongwich!
by Bedlam 1-2-3 April 26, 2009
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Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!
That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!
by rwalk June 23, 2016
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schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
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scion tc

A car designed by Scion to take over the Celica's demise in 2005. This car is very tuner friendly, with the plethora of Toyota Racing Development (TRD) parts and accessories. This car has its aim on the Honda Civic and Acura RSX. It is capable of reaching nearly 500hp with affordable modification on a reliable Camry engine, that would cost thousands amoung other vehicles. It has a one of a kind, eye-appealing shape, unlike the first Scion breeds the xA and xB. It is called the tC to avoid confusion with Volvo who has an XC model line. Best bang for your buck prices starting in the mid teens and up to 20 with many factory modifications. Its just starting out and already roxoring my boxors... a very smart move by Toyota.
"hey dude... nice civic heh-heh-... ya man i got like the biggest wing evar... oh shit.. check out that tC... oh yeah its supercharged unlike my civic and i will die."
by daveelsouth August 24, 2005
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schlongbender

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.
Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!
by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010
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Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012
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schlong dong silver

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018
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