The "Torpedo sandwich" at Quiznos; a horrible tasting sandwich that is shaped exactly like a dick, the image of which is augmented by mayonnaise dripping out the front of it.
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by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007
Get the schlong-schlapped mug.A car designed by Scion to take over the Celica's demise in 2005. This car is very tuner friendly, with the plethora of Toyota Racing Development (TRD) parts and accessories. This car has its aim on the Honda Civic and Acura RSX. It is capable of reaching nearly 500hp with affordable modification on a reliable Camry engine, that would cost thousands amoung other vehicles. It has a one of a kind, eye-appealing shape, unlike the first Scion breeds the xA and xB. It is called the tC to avoid confusion with Volvo who has an XC model line. Best bang for your buck prices starting in the mid teens and up to 20 with many factory modifications. Its just starting out and already roxoring my boxors... a very smart move by Toyota.
"hey dude... nice civic heh-heh-... ya man i got like the biggest wing evar... oh shit.. check out that tC... oh yeah its supercharged unlike my civic and i will die."
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Get the Schlong Connery mug.I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
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